D.O.D. to Mandate Flu Shots

US: Roche Bails Out for Top Army Job Amid Scandal
by Esther Schrader, Los Angeles Times
March 11th, 2004


D.O.D. to Mandate Flu Shots
NCJ News has learned that Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, is a major stockholder in Gilead Sciences, the patent holder of the Tamiflu Vaccine. See what the D.O.D. is doing to secure your insecurity. Tamaflu hoax exposed Rumsfeld Unplugged. ...


Is the name coincidental? Roche? Roche, makers of Tamiflu Vaccine?
Repeated requsts for an interview wth the Secretary have been unsuccessful. NCJ News has learned that Rumsfeld does own a majority share in Gilead Sciences. Gilead Sciences holds the patent on the Bird Flu Vaccine. Before you run right out and get yourself a $50.00 bird flu vaccine, take this simple test.
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Indiana Lawmakers Consider Teaching the Ancient Faith of Sun Worship

In Search of Intelligent Life
Elliot Rosewater Reporting
(Indianapolis, IN NCJ News) The Republican dominated Indiana State House is developing legislation that would require "Intelligent Design" to be taught in their public schools. Indiana, already near the bottom in education quality with failing test scores, low college enrollment and an abysmal graduation rate, could be the first real test to see if intelligent life exists in the Indiana State House. Lawmakers were of agreement that other, less pressing issues, could wait. Rep. Tim Harris, (R-Marion) said, " The corruption in our highway department, the state's increasing violence against children, and our out of control debt can wait. Intelligent design is the pressing issue."
Republicans, hoping to maintain the dwindling NeoChristian base, met privately with Carl Baugh, host of the Trinity Broadcasting Network show "Creationism in the 21st Century," to discuss bringing intelligent design to public schools. House Speaker Brian Bosma of Indianapolis, said the lawmakers met with Baugh to get ideas on how to create the new legislation. Baugh, a Baptist Minister, advised them to let "The Hand of the Divine" create the law for them.
"Evolution wasn't designed by God," said Rep. Jerry Denbo,(D-French Lick). "I really think that it should be taught -- that there is a master. We didn't just come about by accident. It takes just as much faith to believe in that evolution hypothesis as it does what we are now calling intelligent design. All this science just asks too many questions. It just complicates the issue,"
When asked how long ago the creation took place, Denbo answered, " I don't know, but it was probably just after the world was flat, you know, when the sun used to revolve around the earth."
Leading scientists and educators agree that the NeoChristian movement advocating intelligent design is the best case against it.
Rep. Cindy Noe, (R-Indianapolis), is drafting a bill that would restrict the use of hand held calculators in high school algebra classes, and require that all students be taught to count on their fingers.

The Federal Election Commission, Free Speech, and Internet Blogs

Republicans Scramle to Protect Lucrative Turf
Elliot Rosewater Reporting
The House of Representatives is considering a bill that would exclude Internet blogs that deal with political issues subject to Federal Election Commission regulation. The backers, largely Republican, say the bill would prevent creation of court-mandated rulemaking to govern political speech and campaign-related spending on the Internet.
The Republican's, led by Rep. Jeb Hensarling (R, TX), cited first amendment issues in their support in excluding the Internet from undue regulation, "I fear that bloggers one day could be fined for improperly linking to a campaign Web site, or merely forwarding a candidate's press release to an e-mail list."
Opposition to the exclusion bill was led by Rep. Marty Meehan (D,Mass) and Rep. Christopher Shays (R,CONN). They were the chief architects of the recent campaign finance law that banned unlimited "soft money" contributions, funneled through issue support groups to corporations, unions and individuals to promote special campaign interest of candidates.
Other members of the house have offered little support or opposition to the bill. Senator Lugar (R,IN)., when asked his opinion on excluding e-mail, the Internet and blogging, he replied, "I think the e-mill and the Internet should be excluded. The prison population in Guantanamo doesn't need those things at all. I do, however, think the blogging should continue."

No Apology Necessary

Love is Never Having To Say You're Sorry
Editorial by Asa Breed
The Democrat's are calling foul on the administration and weeping about their injured left wing. Calls for an apology from George Bush and Dick Cheney have fallen on deaf ears. They are staying the course in their unbridled passion for "Scooter" and Karl. Why shouldn't they? What do they have to be sorry for? This great nation, in a fair election, voted an overwhelming 51% for Bush. The country knew in March 2003 that the WMD assessments were based on faulty and unfounded intelligence. Yet in November 2004 we gave George a mandate. We knew that by the summer of 2003 the WMD did not exist. We stayed the course. We were told that Iraq was a hotbed of Al Quida terrorist camps. As we entered 2004 we knew that was a lie. As the body count grew and the economy stumbled under the weight of the war, we reelected George Bush on the platform "Stay the Course". No, George owes America no apologies. America is getting what it asked and voted for. Did you think for a minute the ugly duckling would turn into a swan? Do you think George Bush has the courage to face the deep hole he has allowed his presidency to slide into? No apology needed George. What is needed is for America to say I'm sorry to George. Say we're sorry we voted for another term. We're sorry you're in charge. And swear we won't let it happen again.
Asa Breed, Staff Writer NCJ News

What Leading Conservatives Say About Perjury

Conservative Pundits are Caught With Foot in Mouth Disease
Elliot Rosewater Reporting

SHOW: THE O'REILLY FACTOR (21:00 ET)
January 1, 1999, Friday
Transcript # 010101cb.256S
O'REILLY: Right, and my -- my contention would be that a president of the United States using government officials paid for by you and me and everybody watching this program to protect a perjury is a high crime.

SHOW: RIVERA LIVE (9:00 PM ET)
December 3, 1998, Thursday 2:02 PM
Ms. COULTER: Perjury is 10 times worse than bribery.
Mr. LEFCOURT: To treason?
RIVERA: To treason?
Ms. COULTER: Oh, well, I mean, besides the fact that we know more about high crimes and misdemeanors, it's not like, you know, high crimes or, you know, bribery, treason and zebra. It's not like this mystical term.
Ms. COULTER: ...worse than--than--than perjury. There's nothing worse than perjury.

SHOW: THE O'REILLY FACTOR (21:00 ET)
January 1, 1999, Friday
Transcript # 010101cb.256
U.S. REPRESENTATIVE BILL MCCOLLUM (R-FL): Well in my judgment, and listening to all the witnesses today certainly didn't change that any, I think that high crime and misdemeanor is perjury -- particularly grand jury perjury -- certainly obstruction of justice. It all goes to the same cloth as bribing a witness. That's bribery; treason, bribery, other high crimes and misdemeanors...

The Wolfowitz War on Wealth

World Bank Leader Denies Global Plan
Elliot Rosewater Reporting
(Cayman Islands, NCJ News) Due to our commitment to comply with the Freedom of Information Act's restriction on gaining access to private document's we have been unable to obtain a copy of a document rumored to have been authored by Paul Wolfowitz, Neoconical Head of the World Bank. The paper titled "America's Pre-eminent Strategy to Dominate Global Economics", boldly lays out Wolfowitz's plan for global economic domination.
The Wolfowitz plan, dubbed "Operation Safe Crack", advocates gaining an economic advantage for America through manipulation of the policies at the World Bank. Strategies include pre-eminent economic sanctions against developing nations that are on the verge of prosperity. The plan aims to assure that underdeveloped countries remain in poverty and can continue to be used as "sweat shop nations". These slave nations would have their debt relieved by trading away their right to self determination and selling their future to the World Bank.
Contingency plans call for flooding money markets with counterfeit foreign currency and spreading propaganda about faulty foreign products. The paper defends first strike capability and Safe Crack outlines occupation of such global giants as Dutch Shell, BP Oil and Volvo. Safe Crack purports that only through economic force can America stay on top of the money pile and any country that threatens, or may in the future threaten to develop economically, is subject to a pre-emptive economic strike.
Rumors of "Scooter" Libby's prospect of employment at the World Bank are as yet unconfirmed, though a high White House official told NCJ News that it was a likely scenario.

The Presumption of Ignorance

Bush is Ignorant Until Proven Otherwise
Elliot Rosewater Reporting
(Washington, D.C., NCJ News) A source inside the White House reports that the tension inside the West Wing is mounting and will probably result in White House Official "A", (a.k.a. Karl Rove) resigning not later than Wednesday. George W. is furious that his trusted aide, Karl, has deep-throated Dick in an attempt to be spared prison time. G.W. was caught completely off guard by prosecutor Fitzgerald's recent accusations.
Bush really didn't know about the inner workings of the White House staff. He was never told about the smear campaign against Plame and the twisted tale of impending doom was just too much for George to absorb. It was just all a little too intricate. Better that he just be kept out of the loop on this one. Bush expects this of Cheney, but not from his lifelong companion and trusted confidante Rove.
Cheney works in the dark, hides in the shadows, and slips in and out of political jeopardy as easily as he does a Victoria's Secret Bra. George has come to accept and in fact appreciate Cheney's sly, cunning and elusive political agility. But Karl, " Say it ain't so."
With "Scooter" Libby out of the picture, Bush has directed his anger at Cheney. He blames the VP for turning Karl out and then walking out when the game became hard-core. The president feels Cheney encouraged his aide to turn the dime on "Scooter" to save his own career. Now, Cheney has left Karl Rove out to dry as an untrusted turncoat seasoned with a heavy dose of John Dean. Mr. Dean may be one of America's heroes, but he doesn't make Bush's dream team.
The president must be asking three questions at this time.
First; What did he know?
Second; Why didn't he know?
Third; When will he ever find out?
The answers are obvious; Nothing. Because. Never
Until Rove resigns later this week we can expect increased chaos in the White House while writers craft the departure speech. It will probably be something like; " I'm resigning to remove the distraction I've become and allow the important work blah blah blah blah blah blah."

Picking The White House Staff

Natural Design or Intelligent Selection
Elliot Rosewater Reporting
Based on the recent allegations of bad behavior and indiscretion with technicalities on the part of the White House staff, one has to ask; Is this natural selection or intelligent design. Since little intelligence seems to be involved, it must be natural selection. Survival of the fittest. In the world of cutthroat politics, he who cut's the most throats wins. Lying, backstabbing, smearing and mudslinging are also traits which aid in the advancement of the species known as the "Political Lizard". Slimy and scaly, it crawls out from under his rock before the crack of dawn. Another day, another fabricated story. Hiding in the shadows of deceit, the lizard stalks his prey. What truth can he devour and render harmless today? No sane elected official dares go near or challenge the political lizard. With a few well-placed phone calls, he'll have your alleged affair on the front page of the NY Times and your daughter will be posing nude for Rolling Stone. Oh, the tricks the lizard has learned on his way to the top. Let's have a moment of silence for the political lizard. He toils late into the night crafting yet another scheme to discredit his opponents. The disturbed, lonely lizard slithers through the late night alleys, searching the gutters for the only woman that will have him. The Ally Lizard. His ample tax based pay and kickback fund buys him much pleasure in her grip. His energies spent from his day of misdeeds, he crawls back to his rock leaving a trail of slime in his wake. Take the time to thank the lizard for his unfailing dedication to deceit and greed. After all, it's lonely at the top.